can i please just get a job making martinis in Hell
i mean i could work 7 days a week if need be Satan
its fine with me
pop down for half the night, come back….
dream job right there
Vio. 18. Lemon. Booty enthusiast.
I wish I were an octopus so that I could slap eight butts simultaneously.
I have a really bad habit of temporarily falling in love with waiters whenever I go out to eat.
My destiny lies at TGI Friday's.
I like to draw too