‘Vio has a Cheating reputation’
iM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GOD
(Source: ilostmypadalecki, via geargie)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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‘Vio has a Naughty reputation’
and in that moment we swore that my simself and i separated completely
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
(via ofmakebelieveseas)
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
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my simself was just killed by being crushed by a vending machine
holy fucking shit
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
(Source: oldmanhoho, via usbdongle)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
