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i just got back from seeing paramore and fall out boy that was the most amazing concert holy shit

i feel so goddamn SATISFIED right now

the world has aligned in such a way that those two bands exist and are playing a tour together and its fucking incredible and i feel so punk rock right now man

hell yeah

it just fully registered that im seeing fall out boy and paramore in concert tonight holy shit im so PUMPED

oh man


skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.



cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post


Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you


"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

on a lighter note this lush lip scrub i got is the best shit ever my lips are hell soft and everything tastes like bubblegum so thats pretty sweet

hahahahahaha my dad sent me an email asking why we’re ‘bowing down to the gays’ when they’re ‘such a minority’ oh my god

wow youre so STUPID

whatever though if thats how it is then im more offended by the fact that not enough people bow in my presence wow

clearly i need to climb up the queer ranks faster jesus


#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge



My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.





boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow


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